By Prasad Narkhede
LOVE LAWs
1.Nice guys (girls) finish last
2.Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.
3.When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
4.The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
5.It's always easier to get a partner if you already have one.
There's Always good movies going on the Channels when Your exams are Going on!!!
You are always caught by Traffic Police when you forget to carry required Documents...
you can't sleep for more hours in Holidays.....and Vice versa
Recently i happened to visit a Presentation given by a Politician. There were many supporters in the Gathering. We received a VIP pass for that programme and when we reached there, we found that everyone was ' very important' there.It was nice to experience such things. As usual the programme completely followed the Indian style of Starting Late. we heard many 2 min speeches given by presidents, politician, chief guests which took 2 precious Hours of us. It was a good experience to learn many new things from a politician. We learned how to point others in a good way. The politician had a good sense of humor. We learned that there are two kinds of person's in this world "the one who finds opportunity in a problem " and " the one who finds problem in opportunity". We also heard some good quotes :- you can donate eyes, but not vision. Some time pass shayari also-
aye chand Tu ghamand Na kar , hamne bhi Kai chand dekhe hai
tujhpe to bhi thode daag hai, hamne to bedaag dekhe hai.. wah wah wah.
we also learned many good things about Nagpur and witnessed Nagpur in 2020.
Really it was a good function that helped us to learn many new things.
This reminds me of my First yr in College. Our College comprises of some 6-7 big Rooms and a terrace. But the strength of students is great. So to adjust these many students we were divided in Batches. I was then selected As a C.R of my class. I was also good at making Friends and i had friendship with almost all the seniors of mine. And a fact all of my Seniors were better than the best.So the point is I used to get appreciation from almost all the seniors in everything i Did.This was not accepted to Friends of morning batch. I don't know under what impression I was in, but all used to hate me. Well without Gossips there's a little meaning to college life. I was also part of many gossips . Then soon I also participated in Cold war with The morning Batch. I found them irritating almost all the time and they always came with an award winning solution . " the solution which has won award in The Great Indian Stupids Suggestion"
We never thought of such a solution, coz : we were not stupid ha. The war was At the peak in the Second Yr when we were about to initiate 'Project MELghat'. Finally we saw some signs of improvement from their side. This also i had heard somewhere, not witnessed yet.The trip was Like 1 vs 5 i.e. me and five others form morning. I never knew why i was in state of cold war with them. But the trip was completely different experience. the 1vs 5 was converted into a group of 6. I was also enlightened by two others in that 6 and now i find them as my best friends. This was a real U turn in my life as i had never thought of such things could happen with me. May be talks between the two could really change everything and i also go with Airtel's Punch line" Barriers break when People speak'
By Prasad Narkhede
*Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted
*After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.
*Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing.
*If you are shopping to find a certain thing, no matter how simple it may be, no matter where you go, you will find every conceivable thing except that which you are looking for.
*If the salesperson says, "All you have to do is..." you know you're in trouble.
*You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.