^Murphy's commerce laws^
*Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted
*After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.
*Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing.
*If you are shopping to find a certain thing, no matter how simple it may be, no matter where you go, you will find every conceivable thing except that which you are looking for.
*If the salesperson says, "All you have to do is..." you know you're in trouble.
*You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.